41 kiểu say độc nhất vô nhị

41 kiểu say độc nhất vô nhị Mọi người chịu khó dịch nhé, định post bài mà vớ phải comment khiếm nhã làm bực mình quáYou went on a date but were so tired that decided to take a nap on a mateSomeone took a cool photo with you dead drunk on it and this picture became an internet hitYou have decided to wash up in the toiletToilet – there’s no better place to sleepI always puke where I sit so the stinky people don’t sit near meYou make love to an invisible manWhere am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleepNow I literally know the meaning of “You are in deep shit” You want beer so badly, that even when your upper body part is paralized you can be found in the near shopThe gardener doesn’t even wake youYou’re walking on train tracks with cones on your headYou’re using your hand as a pillowYou passed out standing upFoot on the bench, body on the floorNo shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?Only Batman himself can handle 14 zombies“Slow Hand” can’t handle the boozeNo sink, no toilet, urinal it is‘Nuff saidYou’re spooning a benchYou piss where you sleep where I wait for the busYou’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machineYou are the HasselhoffYou destroyed the toiletYou’re this thingYou shouldn’t have been drivingThe crosswalk is a crosscrawlYou were SantaYou are Verne Troyer and you’re on the runYou opened the door with your faceYou woke up naked on the drivewayYou wet your pants. You’re 42 years-oldYou slept in a noble fir Christmas tree?You slept on the stove and in the sinkYou try to conceal your identity while looking at the cameraNo guys even bothered…Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chickYou pretend you are that penguin stuffed animalAny place and any time is nap timeGarglerglerrarghgeblahrough